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Life with fun, laughter and humor is always incomplete. Many people have a habit of poking hilarious jokes and quotes during their conversation of discussion with other people. Here we have some of the most popular of short funny quotes to add humor and laughter to your life.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other one.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.
Be creative, invent a perversion.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Only a fool argues with a skunk, a mule or the cook.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
If life begins at 40, what are you supposed to do until then?
If plugging it in doesn't help, turn it on.
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
Only a fool argues with a skunk, a mule or the cook.
Honesty is the best image.
Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
43% of all statistics are useless.
Common sense ain't common.
Optimist: A YUGO owner.
Black Holes are where God divided by zero.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
When in doubt, tell the truth.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
I'm in shape... round's a shape isn't it?
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
A rich man's joke is always funny.
All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Chess is mental torture.
MONEY TALKS... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
Do not try to live for ever. You will not succeed.
Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time.
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
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