Short Sayings

Drive defensively–buy a tank.

Earn cash in your spare time–blackmail friends.

Entropy isn’t what it used to be.

Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.

Fall seven times, stand up eight!

Familiarity breeds children.

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.

Friends..make everything bearable!

God didn’t create the world in 7 days. He pulled an all-nighter on the 6th.

Happiness depends on ourselves.